Insults list for amusement.

You are truly a wonder of modern genetics.  I believe we have living proof that the best part of you wound up in your mom's tampon.

I swear, there're kids more mature than you in daycare.

But, whatever. I wonder why I feel compelled to speak back to a cockatoo, which is smart enough to echo funny words and scream for crackers.

It'll be like a surprise, like a mugger who throws a tire around your head, douses you in kerosine and lights you on fire.


And a quiz..which shal *insert drumroll* gain the usual response from others! Woots!


1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How
have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest
memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do
you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11.
Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what
stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot
am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I
lovable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one
word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way
about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll
get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What
reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28.
How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever
wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill
someone?
32. Have we ever had sex?
33. Do you miss me?
34. Do you think
I miss you?
33. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say
about you?